south park profiles
Eric Cartmen is
the most popular character in South Park, which was proven by a recent poll.
The running was not even close. Was it because of his charming personality?
I dont think so. Cartman is a fat kid who is friends with Kenny, Stan, and Kyle.
He makes fun of them a lot, like he makes fun of Kyle by saying "I don't
need to take that kind of shit from a jew", Stan by saying "Stan wants
to kiss--, Wendy Testaburger", and Kenny by saying how poor he is.
Stan Marsh has a sister named Shelley. She
beats the crap out of him. His girlfriend is Wendy Testaburger. Stan is Jimbo's
nephew and he is the star quarter back of the SouthPark Elementary Football
team.
Kyle Broslofski is the Jewish kid. Cartman
likes to piss of Kyle by calling his mom a bitch. Kyle has a little baby brother
Ike(who's adopted). Kyle's best friend in the world is Mr. Hanky.
Kenny McCormick is the unlucky one. In every
episode Kenny dies, other than the Christmas Episode. Kenny is poor because
his dad is's always drunk. Kenny always wears his orange parka and when he talks
, he mumble's, and you can't hear anything.
